Tuesday, September 22, 2026

• 34 — the Fear & Greed Index — Fear

1. 1

   Trump heads to U.N. looking for wins after a rough week — NPR

2. 2

   Grand Jury Finds Insufficient Evidence of Crime in Death of Nolan Wells — The New York Times

3. 3

   Trump’s plan to militarize proposed arch raises new legal, safety concerns — The Washington Post

4. 4

   Trump and Mamdani's unlikely rapport endures in New York — Axios

5. 5

   EXCLUSIVE: China's Xi expected to press Trump to halt Taiwan arms sales under 1982 agreement, sources say — Reuters

6. 6

   U.S. strikes Greenland deal for 'permanent control over security,' will send forces to Danish dog-sled outpost and reopen Cold War base: report — CNBC

7. 7

   White House launches Trump TV following press bans — The Hill

8. 8

   Princeton’s Run Atop U.S. News Rankings Ends After 15 Years — The New York Times

9. 9

   8th Circuit rules Missouri must use 2025 congressional map in November election — KMBC

10. 10

    Fishing boat reels in large U.S. military drone off Florida coast — CBS News

• Fears of election ‘bloodbath’ fuel small GOP revolts as House ditches DC — Politico
• House tees up vote on Russia sanctions bill, but prospects for passage are uncertain — abcnews.com
• Russia Sanctions Bill Scheduled for a House Vote Next Week — Bloomberg.com
• Scoop: House tees up pre-election vote on curbing data center power bills — Axios
• Russia Sanctions Bill Scheduled for a House Vote Next Week (1) — Bloomberg Law News
• 2026-09-22 — Fed Goolsbee Speaks
• 2026-09-22 — Chicago Fed National Activity
• 2026-09-22 — 3-Month Bill Auction
• 2026-09-22 — 6-Month Bill Auction
• 2026-09-23 — ADP Employment Change Weekly

r/pics

After losing my right arm, my cousin spent 48 hours crocheting me a new one

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Skull Crackin' and Body Rockin' BRAWLS

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Coffee is the secret of my energy!

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ESPN FIRST TAKE LIVE HD 09/22/2026 | GET UP LIVE | Stephen A. Smith & Dan Orlovsky breaks NFL Today

r/MadeMeSmile

Some college campuses really know how to protect their most delicate ecosystems

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LIVE: NBC News NOW - Sept. 22

• After losing my right arm, my cousin spent 48 hours crocheting me a new one — r/pics
• Coffee is the secret of my energy! — r/wholesomememes
• Some college campuses really know how to protect their most delicate ecosystems — r/MadeMeSmile
• Holup, that's actually a perfect crime. — r/HolUp
• Jaques Biederer was the first photographer in history to specialize in erotic photos. This photo was taken in Paris in 1928. — r/interestingasfuck
• Skull Crackin' and Body Rockin' BRAWLS — 1,490 views
• ESPN FIRST TAKE LIVE HD 09/22/2026 | GET UP LIVE | Stephen A. Smith & Dan Orlovsky breaks NFL Today — 3,530 views
• LIVE: NBC News NOW - Sept. 22 — 4,252 views
• The BOB AND TOM SHOW - September 22, 2026 — 3,208 views
• EN VIVO El Show de Raul Brindis La Ley 92.1 Houston — 3,039 views
• Rubio says US open to meeting Iran on UN sidelines after Tehran seeks opening — 100+ searches
• Dunkin' is giving away 1 million free coffees on Sept. 24 — how to claim yours — 100+ searches
• Werner Herzog and Orlando Bloom on 'Bucking Fastard' Threesome Scene — 100+ searches
• DFW Airport ground stop lifted, but inbound flights suffer massive delays — 100+ searches
• Thomas Tuchel rocked by five key withdrawals from England squad — 200+ searches

• Post-Merger Paramount May Overdeliver On Settlement With 36-Film 2027 Slate — Deadline
• Presley Gerber’s death sparks questions about overdose, withdrawal and rehab safety — Fox News
• Dolly Parton Secretly Traveled to Germany for Experimental Cancer Treatment — TMZ
• Taylor Frankie Paul Steps Away From ‘The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives’ After Allegedly Failing Court-Ordered Drug Test, Citing ‘Disgusting’ Bullying… — Variety
• Meghan Markle Reunited With Ellen and Portia — The Cut

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• Major Scientific Breakthrough Increases Crop Yields by Using the Plant’s Own Natural Mechanisms — Business Wire
• Photothermal Spectroscopy Corp. launches stRAMos™ — A breakthrough SRS, Stimulated Raman microscope based on photothermal detection - News-Medical — News-Medical
• 2026 World Young Scientist Summit Launches Global Call for Cutting-Edge Technology Exhibits — StreetInsider
• 'Always a valid investment:' Sanford Underground facility works to push human knowledge forward — Sioux Falls Live

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• Americans are turning to AI to survive a brutal housing market — Fortune
• Lennar Cuts Deliveries Target Again on Rate Pressure, Housing Market Conditions — WSJ
• Home Depot CFO issues chilling alarm over ‘frozen’ US housing market — Yahoo Finance

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